So I have no alcohol for groovin coz my mums being a cunt. I’m so cut I want to cry and I swear to god I’m not going to fucking go.
youre everything wrong in the world.
Fri, 11th May — 1 note
Making the most delicious pasta bake, and then it doesn’t fit in your fridge
talkingsforfunctionalpeople replied to your post: Getting absolutely fucked up at a festival is probably the dumbest idea ever.
But if you are not drunk, how are you supposed to have sex in a portaloo?
fuck, ily jacob.
Mon, 7th May — 1 note